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Where is Rihanna from? How old is Rihanna? How tall is Rihanna? These are the questions on everybody’s mind after the singer appeared on ABC’s 20/20 this evening, to talk about being beaten by Chris Brown. Robyn Rihanna Fenty aka Rihanna was born February 20, 1988 in Saint Michael, Barbados but moved to the United States at the age of 16 to become a singer.
Rihanna’s 20/20 Interview Full Video
Rihanna’s Forhead is a titanic mythical deity with seven arms and a whopping 54,000,000 hit points. It is said to live under the stairs along with the rap group of the same name or possibly originated from the same place the Cloverfield monster did; Casper, Wyoming.
Rihanna’s Forehead Dimensions: Rihanna’s forehead is so impossibly large its size can only be described in the following series of non-sequiturs:
* Rihanna’s forehead is so large its span encompasses the very meaning of life and the origin of the universe.
* If you were to go on a hike right now carrying enough supplies on your back to last you two weeks and some days and walk non-stop peeing in a plastic cup and shitting in an open can while on the go, you would run out food and die of asphyxiation having only traveled approximately 1/4 of 1/324234234234 the radius (not even the circumference) ofRihanna’s forehead span.
* It is said that if you were to flatten out Rihanna’s forehead, it’s surface area would cover an area of approximately 785,956,445,435,001 open umbrellas placed laying flat next to each other upside down.
* Renowned wheelchair athlete Stephen Hawkings once said that “All this time we scientists had concluded the universe is expanding; we now know there is no such thing as the universe. There is onlyRihanna’s forehead. And it’s getting fatter….”
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